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Creamed my chaps

Person 1:omg dude its granny smith
Person 2:I just creamed my chaps
by Penis yum April 30, 2019
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Chapped Dick Syndrome

Someone who suffers from chapped dick syndrome is ridiculously horny, even horny for the smallest things. This is because when you have a chapped dick, it's painful to masturbate and it's advised that you hold off on jacking off until your chapped dick has healed. So during the healing time, since you can't jack off, you feel extra horny for even the smallest of things that aren't sexual (like a woman mowing the lawn or walking her dog, etc). Hence, chapped dick syndrome.
Chad: "God, I love when women read. It turns me on!"
Jim: "Ah, you got chapped dick syndrome, huh? Don't worry. Just give it time."
by watergod83 May 5, 2021
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Half Chap

A smaller or fun sized can of Coca Cola or other carbonated beverage. Tend to be used for mixed drinks or handed out for free at public events as a taster
Yo dog. Wing me one of those half chaps. I'm thirsty.
by Jacques Le Selle July 11, 2022
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chaps my tits

A loose term to explain someone's feeling of being emotionally hurt, mad or upset.

Similar to chapped ass, but a lot funnier and should be used light heartedly.
That guy that just cut me off in traffic really chaps my tits.
by Luv406liv509 January 9, 2024
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Chap

Hey 'Chap' Wat ben je aan het doen
by K4N4N0 November 29, 2022
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Chap

When you finally understand something. Ah! I Chapped!
Wow! Thanks for explaining! Now I Chap!
by Datboy____peanuts April 17, 2024
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chap

An informal British word for boys or men.
by Disorganised January 5, 2022
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