Cardboard

Something boring / dead / plain

"He's got cardboard banter."
"You're jokes are cardboard."

by Donnyrightere December 2, 2016

Cardboard Cutout

A boring person with nothing about them. Say's nothing & contributes nothing.

Hey, that Simon is a fucking cardboard cutout!

by The Bomb 2020 August 27, 2020

chronic distaff-induced cardiovascular malady

A male heart disease caused by the constant nagging of women over a period of time. (cdicm for short). Short term ailments are dubbed the nagging effect

Men die earlier than women because of cdicm (chronic distaff-induced cardiovascular malady).
Dude don't marry her, youll get cdicm (chronic distaff-induced cardiovascular malady).

by EZorLeche November 1, 2009

Leonor barral Cardoso

a perfect girl this girl does her best to make those who love her happy, she does what she wants because she follows her dreams

I love Leonor barral Cardoso

by Couler December 20, 2021

Cardboarding

The verb to describe an effect (generally negative) that results from the conversion of a 2D film in to a 3D, whereby aspects of the scene whilst having an overall sense of depth, appear more like cardboard cut-outs rather that fully depthed objects.
The effect is created by the way the rotascope 'slices' the image in to its respective 3D elements, finer slices create more depth.

I did enjoy Burton's Alice movie, but at times the cardboarding was distracting.

by michaeltreman April 2, 2010

cardboard character

card-board char-ac-ter; noun
A character that appears fake, unnatural or unreal.

Miley Cyrus in Hannah Montana is like a cardboard character because she plays someone she is not by wearing make up and wigs and different clothes. You can still tell it's Miley Cyrus!

by JWat36 October 28, 2009

cardiovascular bronchitis

If you are looking this up, you are probably going to die. It is a deathly disease, that you would bleed from every orifice. If the first symptom is coughing and cannot stop. Go tell your mom because you probably have less than 24 hours for you die.

Person: Doctor something is wrong, I cannot stop coughing.

Doctor: Are you bleeding anywhere?
Person: Well, I went to poop and blood came out.

Doctor: Oh, no.. you have cardiovascular bronchitis...

by TheSickDick February 17, 2020