Cabbageilism

(noun) The effects of increased social media consumption (via a smartphone) resulting in the numbing of cognitive awareness, and a decreased IQ, resulting in = Cabbageilism

His supervisor reports that his phone is constantly in his hands, and is distracting him from his job, his decisions are slow and awareness fleeting - he may be suffering from cabbageilism.

by Write Sniper December 11, 2021

Cabbage Roll Man

The english transliteration of ロールキャベツ系男子.

It means someone who appears as a herbivore (sweet, innocent) but is actually a carnivore (confident) inside.

"That cute guy I was talking to said he works at a BDSM club. I would never have expected that from him."

"Wow. He sounds like a cabbage roll man."

by penisshakes March 29, 2022

Carbbage

What Keto-diet people think of carbohydrate foods, as in garbage.

She’s never going to lose weight on Keto if she keeps eating all that carbbage.

by BambooBabe December 31, 2022

Stuffing Cabbage

(Verb) The act of fucking one's testicals into another's anus.

Girl - What are you doing
Guy - Stuffing cabbage, bitch
Girl - Oh, ok

by Cabbagestuffed October 8, 2009

calibrating cabbages

When you get asked what you have been up to and have nothing interesting to say

Person 1: So what have you been up to lately?

Person 2: Not much just calibrating cabbages

by Dr Cabbage September 9, 2010

exploding cabbage

when a male thrust into a females vagina after ejaculating while there is an air pocket inside the vagina, causing the sperm to explode outwards of the vagina.

last night after dinner, my boyfriend a I fucked and he gave me an exploding cabbage.

by captain shame June 27, 2011

tant cabbage

The hair between your ass hole and tant

Noah has a lot of tant cabbage

by Doublecombo August 24, 2015