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Willemstan’s newest political party is the neo-capitalistic-liberalized-anarcho-nazbols
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Calistoga

The best domestically produced mineral water, much better than Perrier or that Italian stuff. Like some of the other better things there are to drink, it comes from the geothermal region of California's Wine Country.

Their regular, non-sparkling spring water is just re-branded Arrowhead water, which is the result of both Calistoga and Arrowhead having been bought out by Nestlé.
If you must have mineral water that's better than Calistoga, get Topo Chico from Mexico.
by Downstrike October 24, 2004
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Capitalist Money Madness

Phrase critical of capitalism and damaging consequences of its money mechanism, referring to an incident — particularly a shocking or incredible news story — where money is, or has been, a key factor injurious to people and/or their environment. Examples include harmful business activities conducted for more profit; withdrawn/inadequate state funding for health care or other essential public services; property thefts; muggings etc.
Another fucking train’s been derailed because bosses are more interested in cutting costs than passenger safety! It’s more bloody Capitalist Money Madness!
by socialist_jester July 18, 2005
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Anarcho-Capitalism

An oxymoronic take on the Anarchist societal model.

By definition, Anarchism is the idea of a stateless society where all people are free and equal. Anarchists oppose societal structures and power structures as a core tenet of their ideology.

Capitalism however, is an economic system that has an inherent power and societal structure where the super-wealthy elites rule over everybody else and control the means of production whilst exploiting the labor of workers for their own gain.

Because of this, Anarcho-Capitalism is an oxymoron and is, rightfully, the laughing-stock of most Anarchist circles.
Anarcho-Capitalism is hypocritical and an oxymoron.
by Super Thicc August 23, 2017
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Capital Dome

A sexual act of any kind while standing up under that Capital Dome in Washington, DC. Note: if a senator's daughter is involved it becomes the Golden Capital Dome.
I capital dome'd this chick last night.. it was monumental.
by The Dirty Armenian October 19, 2010
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capitalist arsewipe

Someone whose world is entirely concerned with making more money and therefore obtaining more power and influence over others. Their short-term interest is personal gratification, at the expense of improving the environment, humanity and societal progression. Being conscience-free, Capitalist Arsewipes have essentially destroyed a sense of collective responsibility in society, and reduced it to a shallow, money-making circus.
The town was a community -spirited place until some Capitalist Arsewipe came along , demolished the ancient woodland, and built 10,000 houses without amenities.
by tiny winters June 24, 2016
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Caistorville

Home to the riffiest of the rafs, located just 15 minutes south of Smithville, this town has spunk!!!! Love takin a day trip around the town, looking at everything it has to offer, including, Caistorville Golf Club, Levi's Cows, a couple drunk folks and some corn. The aroma of 1/3 manure, 1/3 weed (grown by the locals) and 1/3 murdered guy draws many crowds in for a night in the shop. Beware of the drunk drivers past 10am any day of the week.
Where's you come from?

Caistorville
It's 11am on a Wednesday, WHY ARE YOU DRUNK?!... you smell like weed..
What? It's Caistorville, what do you expect?
by Smithville's Miracle February 5, 2018
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