Deer Calling

The noise you make when you’re puking after a night of heavy drinking

I was deer calling all night!
Did I hear the distant sound of a college student deer calling?

by Raular January 10, 2018

Brand Name Calling

when you use a commercial brand name as an insult of compliment.

person 1: you are such a Dorito

person 2: nice brand name calling

by 101010102 August 29, 2010

Caylon

The sweetest, most handsome man alive. Romantic but not soppy, charming and confident yet humble and not proud, kind but not a push-over. Blue eyes and dark hair, mysterious, the perfect man. He has the memory of an elephant, and the patience of a saint. He's extremely good-looking, supportive and encouraging, so encouraging, and will allow you to be the best you can be without pressuring you. Very loyal to his friends, loved ones, and beliefs. Has an amazing sense of humor, is extremely passionate and has a deeply compassionate heart.
He tends to enjoy country classics like Waylon Jennings, George Jones,and Johnny Cash. He's a diesel mechanic, who likes to frequent the woods during hunting season. He can be found at the lake on the weekends enjoying all the activities of the lake life.

Plain and simple, he's a country boy, and if your not careful he'll sweep you off your feet.

"You're dating Caylon? Wow, you're the luckiest girl in the world!"

by ObGyNur September 21, 2016

pot calling the kettle black

an idiom, in saying that something is, while the one saying it *is* that thing.

I ran into the conformist at SamGoody with an Eminem cd, whereas I had a Blondie cd. He said I was retarded because I was 'listening to shit.' I replied 'Well, talk about the pot calling the kettle black.'

by Gwen Stefani Grrl June 30, 2004

calmong

A state of randomness and disaray. When things are not going as they should it is a state of calmong.

The date with Terra was a complete calmong.

by Anni April 5, 2004

calling out Southern

The excuse one from the South gives when they are in a snowy region and can't make it into work.

She needs to move back to Florida, this is the fifth incident of her calling out Southern this Winter!

by GracieMae March 3, 2009

Calgonize

cal-gon-ize. v. Derived from a brand of cheap body sprays and perfumes, 1. to fill or overpower with a strong cheap scent or foul odor; 2. to make someone feel cheap, offensive, or make someone realize they smell like cheap perfume; 3. to coerce someone by ruining their reputation or by literally spraying them with cheap perfume

1. Her morning breath calgonized the bedroom.
2. You calgonize everything you do.
3. If you don't watch your mouth, I will calgonize you!

by Alkups September 29, 2010