Cum Calander

A calender that is most often used by high teachers, where each picture of a student receives one week in the calander and gets a tribute by that very same teacher.

Have you prepared the pictures for the Cum Calander yet Göran?

Yes of course! The students are lining up right now.

by SwedishRamsay March 1, 2022

Jacob Caban

(Jay-cup-b, cuh-bahn): this person makes a great friend and is always down to hang. He’s a bit on the shorter side and prone to injuries but that will never stop him from fishing, or talking about fishing.

Oh, yeah I know Jacob Caban, he’s kinda cool.

by GAC Daddy August 9, 2023

cancer cabana

An enclosure designed to segregate smokers from the air breathing members of society.

Sally was absent from the morning meeting due to excessive use of the cancer cabana.

by russianpolander January 15, 2024

orangutan cahaya

cool baby orangutan

do you like orangutan cahaya yes i like orangutan cahaya

by orangutanlover February 18, 2024

Dirty Caban

A dirty Caban is a building in which 20 men diddle with each other with rusty mining equipment in the bum hole simultaneously whilst jizzing on metamorphic rocks. The last person to jizz has 30g of dynamite stuffed into their erect penis before exploding. This game lasts 20 rounds in which a handgun with 20 bullets are available. The last standing receives a dirty Ben and a balsam pass.

Master balsam: keep picking the balsam slave boy or i will strip you of your rights and give you a dirty caban.

by BalsamDiddler July 25, 2025

Rest in Cahn (RIC)

When you're so inactive that your heart stops. Pulling 1 like in a millennium. Use it when you kill a chat

*Posts gay gif*
*Leaves chat*
*Rejoins chat a minute after*
"RIC this chat deader than my sex life"
Rest in Cahn (RIC)

by Emperor of the Seas April 18, 2016

Don't be a Calanthe

The perfect way of saying the word cunt without saying it. You can often use any words of English literature to tell someone to simply "Don't be a cunt". But if saying the word cunt is a bit too bleak and to the point and you really wanna drive home how much you hate someone. Bring back the past in one of the most satisfying ways with the last name of someone you really despise.

Example 1:
Guy 1: Yo! Where the hell have you been?
Guy 2: I was just at some girl's house. I had to bounce, she was being a real Calanthe.
Guy 1: I feel ya bro.

Example 2:
Girl 1: Take your shit and get out of my house!
Guy 2: I get it! You're mad because someone was right about getting his computer hacked!

Girl 1: I'm just mad that he's way better at being likable than I am because I can only sway guys with ass and tits!
Guy 2: That's not the only thing you're really good at doing!
Girl 1: What? Me being a power hungry Reddit Karma whore?!?
Guy 2: No! It's being a Calanthe! Don't be a Calanthe!

by King/Diablo December 9, 2021