Cream J

The sexual act of cumming into someones nostril and having it be spit out of their mouth, thus creating a J shaped path on which the cum traveled.

I gave Sarah a cream j last night.

by b5200 October 21, 2008

cream saver

After a girl get ass fucked, she shits out blood and cum mixed together in a creamy swirl.

Kevin fucked my ass so hard last night that I shat out a cream saver this morning!

by Javier Raul "dirty" Sanchez July 8, 2010

Cream Cheese

A cool freshman that goes to CCA. He may be small but he has big dick energy

Cream Cheese always brings home the bread at cross country meets.

by Hwnsjciwoqjx akwodbs October 10, 2019

cream pie

A phrase originating from the adult industry in which the male ejaculates into his partner instead of pulling out.

Peter North gave Brianna Banks a mighty cream pie! She must've been leaking semen for days!

by eerie February 19, 2005

cream pie

it's a pie, dirty minded people. A PIE.

person 1: want a cream pie?
person 2: sure, we gonna do it tonight? ;)
person 1: no, a literal cream pie.

by Angelica__Angel May 20, 2019

Cream Team

A team that is populated by talented members, representing the "cream of the crop".

John: How do they keep winning?
Mary: They rock at that, they're the Cream Team.

by reverb232 June 24, 2013

Cream Kernel

A stray bit of semen that gets dried up in your beard after you sling a batch, similar to a dingleberry.

I can't believe I didn't notice the patch of cream kernels on my chin before I went out. Boy was I embarrassed when my friend said it looks like I had a dandelion on my face.

by JimmyAndBen January 18, 2009