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Cookeville

A city in central Tennessee (30,000+/- pop.), home to Tennessee Tech University (OVC) and their sports teams, Cookeville Regional Medical Center, Magic 98.5 radio station, Burgess Falls State Park, and many other businesses and sites. County seat of Putnam County. Sometime referred to as "Cookietown," "CookeVegas" or "The 'Ville."
It is recognized as one of the country's micropolitan areas, smaller cities which nevertheless function as significant economic hubs. Of the twenty micropolitan areas in Tennessee, Cookeville is the largest.
Cookeville is home to one daily newspaper, a monthly business journal, 8 FM radio stations, 3 AM stations, and 2 television stations.
by Miss Brooke February 12, 2013
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Dane Cook

Dane Cook is the epitome of douchebaggery. A comedian who appeals to mass population of Christian Bros and douches who used to be fuck ups but now are born again Christians Bros. Almost all of his jokes are not funny at all except for Isolated Incident which was of course ghost written,because what appeals to more teenage white girls than fucking Robert Pattinson , yah you guessed it. What a fucking joke, since when are comedians good looking!
Dane Cook: I wanna name my kid megatron
Me: that's fucking hilarious
by BonBonsy July 15, 2009
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cooked

When you have pushed your body beyond exhaustion or you are very sick but still keep pushing yourself.
He is cooked but he is still working.
by glitterngld March 6, 2020
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cook up

A jailhouse term used by inmates to define a shared-feast, in which each inmate involved contributes at least one food item (like chips, ramen noodles, etc), which is then mixed together and enjoyed by all the participating inmates.
What's up, you got that noodle for the cook up tonight?
by lonster85 December 20, 2010
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short order cook

typically overweight pissed off employee of some shit company ie: waffle house, ihop. who tends to have anger issues with anyone else we call "people".
Person 1: hey i need an omelet!
Short order cook: go to hell!
by classyshit October 27, 2011
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cocky snatch

An asshole who gets all cocky when he/she does something right for the first time.

asshole
BOB:I just beat you at that game for the first time.
BILL:Yea, and it only took you 2,000 tries, you cocky snatch.
by burritoboy December 22, 2008
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Coofy Hard

A Way of reminding somebody that they are stupid by reinforcing pain as a method of making it permanent
A coofy hard is when somebody says something idiotic such as
"two+two=twelve right" following a comment of such nature a slap on the top of the head would occur and the person who is distributing it would say "Coofy Hard"
The more sever the stupidity the harder the coofy hard will get

Other people can get into the proceeding coofy hard by saying "Coofy Hard" right after
The more people that say it the more Coofy hard one will receive

So think about what you say before you say it. Cause you just might get incredible amounts of coofy hard
"Two plus two equals twelve right?"
"Nope, Coofy hard"

"What's a dolphin, isn't that some type of bird"
"COOFY HARD"
*Slaps on top of head*
by The Light Potato June 5, 2012
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