wet carrots

A pair of small, widely spaced, droopy breasts. The term originated in the Sierra Foothills of California about ten years ago. Inspiration for the term is unknown but a couple of wet carrot tips poking through a paper towel creates a vivid picture.

That chick has a cute face, but I don't know about her wet carrots.

by dirtytate June 28, 2006

cooked carrot

Basically disgusting, nobody likes you, ruins everything.

"She is such a cooked Carrot"

by allme554 January 25, 2017

cuff the carrot

male mastubation word

i need to cuff the carrot real bad man

by ashley May 13, 2005

Dirrty Carrot

Radio personality known to be a little frisky and crazy. Usually female and very loud and in your face.

Did you listen to the show Dirrty Carrot had on KMNR earlier. It sounds like she's running a sex hotline.

by thedirrtycarrot February 23, 2011

snap a carrot

Masturbation. The act of jacking off...

Dude, she was so hot I had to go home and snap a carrot

by betsyrees910 May 8, 2008

Carrot Top

pronounced jackass. The third biggest asshat in the world next to Bill Gates and George Bush.

death to the carrot top!

by Kengou October 10, 2003

carrot snapper

A dick snapping minge

That bitch has a fu*king carrot snapper

by fat cock99 June 21, 2007