Calvin

The goat.

Cole : Oh my god its the goat!

Aiden : Oh its Calvin!

by TheFuckingGoatAidenMasse December 14, 2024

Calvin

the best fucking person ever. pulls chicks all night. doesn’t give a fuck

girl: what’s your name
calvin: my names calvin
girl: ooo can i get in bed with you

by johnathanhasabigdona October 30, 2019

Calvin and lois

W relationship.

Freind: y’all’s relationship is the best.
Freind 2: yea your a real Calvin and lois

You guys are such Calvin and lois’s

by NuttingbuttDUBS January 28, 2023

Big black Calvin (bbc)

This term refers to a big thick mixed race monkey who is situated in a sad hobble apartment with his gay brother he lurks waiting to ground pound and send a shocking quack through the planet and use his black belly rolls to his advantage

*boom* big black Calvin (bbc) strikes again

by Angry-pig August 26, 2025

Calvin

This totally hot guy with great hair (like me) and all the girls love him. He is such a chad and REALY straight man.

Really hot girl-Isn’t Calvin so hot?
Ur mom-Calvin is really good at sports!

by Calamity 69!!! January 21, 2022

Wednesday Calvin

(Noun) Describes when a friend partied too hard and is hungover and swears off partying the next weekend but is then easily coerced midweek once he has a chance to recover.

Calvin says he doesn’t want to go out this weekend.

Just wait a couple of days and ask Wednesday Calvin.

by kh1985 November 30, 2021

Calvin

Hey dude it burns all of his bridges and tries to fuck anything with a heartbeat. Will use women for sex and manipulate them to pitying him for sex. Threatens to kill himself if you do not give him what he wants.

Guy 1: did you hear what Calvin did?
Guy 2: yeah didn’t he like fuck some chick when she said no?
Guy 1: yeah bro...wanna rape him?
Guy 2 : HELL YEAH BROTHER!!!

by Todd789 July 25, 2018