bummer in the butthole

V1. When something wrong or unfortunate happens.

V2. An anal experience gone wrong.

V1. “I spilled my beer all over myself. It was a real bummer in the butthole.”

V2. “That guy from my tinder date was a real bummer in the butthole last night.”

by Lil’ dickie February 2, 2018

butthole uppercut

Whem you uppercut someone in the butthole.

Did you see Tom give Katie the butthole uppercut?

by Johnto the Grey September 15, 2017

virgin butthole

An asshole that has not yet been penetrated in sex.

"What say I revoke your Anal Virgin status with some Anal Defloration in that virgin butthole of yours?"

by TheFuckestUppest March 8, 2016

dripping butthole

When doing anal, cum drips out of your butthole

Man,I had a major.dripping butthole.last night!

by 69bigballs69 January 23, 2016

butthole piracy

A term used to define something displeasureably unfair, unreasonable, or lame, similar to the feeling when one's butthole is unexpectedly pirated.

I got a closed lunch for getting my phone taken away? This is butthole piracy!

by illattack2513 December 3, 2010

butthole minigolf

The act of using a putter to hit a golf ball into the gaping anus of a woman with her legs spread apart.

She must be good a butthole minigolf with an ass that big.

by KittenTamer November 28, 2016

Connected buttholes

When two people poop at or around the same time everyday or whenever you let the turtles loose

Man I’ve been talking to this girl and I thought she was cute asf, than I learned we had connected buttholes, and I knew she was the one.

by I got ligma December 19, 2018