Skip to main content

Brazilian Scum

This right here, Ladies and Gentlemen is the definition of a literal piece of trash who smells like doodoo and is shit at R6 and Fortnite. In particular, this type of scum might make many bets with you. Whatever you do, take the bet. This scum always loses bets. And that right there is a Brazilian Scum
Hey I heard Isaac didn't come to school today, how come?

Oh yeah its cause he is a Brazilian Scum
by Dadda? March 21, 2022
mugGet the Brazilian Scum mug.

Brazilian lawnmower

The razor one uses to shave their genitals.
"dude, I can't believe you used my Brazilian lawnmower on your face."
by Sororita February 18, 2022
mugGet the Brazilian lawnmower mug.

Brazilian Bidet

Washing your prolapsed anus in a toilet bowl. The suction and draining of bowl acts as a sort of rinse cycle for your happy little hornets nest.
"I usually tend to wring my prolapse like a towel after a Brazilian Bidet. It helps me stuff everything back up in there." -My friend Adam
by He_does_pro-laps April 25, 2023
mugGet the Brazilian Bidet mug.

Brazilian tea bag

It’s when one study’s the art of Brazilian Jui-Jitsu then gains the north-south position(69) and applies their nut cup to someone’s face then applies an immense amount of pressure with their hips.
Damn joe, you tapped me out today with that Brazilian tea bag. I’ll be able to taste your balls for a week.
by CandyNutz May 8, 2023
mugGet the Brazilian tea bag mug.

Brazilian attitude

When a person has an absolute batshit crazy reaction to a totally reasonable request for responsibility or disdain and disgust towards a reminder.
Lucia de la Sucia Sanchez: "Morning Sir Noel, did you sleep well?"
Sir Noel: "Hey, morning. Yeah it was alright, still a bit groggy... Oh by the way, do you mind just shutting the fan off downstairs before you head to sleep? Just trying to keep the electric bill down as much as possible, plus it's noisy and I'm a light sleeper."
Lucia de la Sucia Sanchez: "What? Seriously? FINE! I'll never run the fucking fan ever fucking again! You know what? This is fucking ridiculous you are a fucking spy!!! YOU WORK FOR THE FUCKING CIA and you are SPYING ON ME! YOU'RE IN THE MAFIA!!! Why am I bleeding you DRY? I WILL GO RIGHT NOW TO THE ATM AND GIVE YOU MY LIFE SAVINGS! That's all you want!!!! ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS MONEY!!! I will never even dream about using the fan again! I'm calling my sister right now to pick me up! Fuck you and your fucking fan! All you ever care about is FANS!!!! ONLY FANS!!!!"
Sir Noel: "Take it easy eh, what's with this Brazilian attitude at 6am?"
Lucia de la Sucia Sanchez: "Don't 6am me!!! It's fucking 5:58am! You think I am stupid now? I don't know how to read clocks???? My family invented clocks!!!"
by synergie August 18, 2023
mugGet the Brazilian attitude mug.

Brazilian Raccoon Orgy

The act of seducing and fully shaving several raccoons and engaging in illicit sexual activities with them while wearing their fur.
Brian, that Brazilian Raccoon Orgy last night was off the wall!
by Bt10384928 August 20, 2023
mugGet the Brazilian Raccoon Orgy mug.

Brazilian Raccoon Orgy

The act of seducing and fully shaving several raccoons then engaging in elicit sexual activities with said raccoons while wearing their fur as clothes.
Wow Brian, that Brazilian Raccoon Orgy yesterday made my asshole quiver all night!
by Bt10384928 August 20, 2023
mugGet the Brazilian Raccoon Orgy mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email