by Crass and badass November 29, 2015
Imagine your a god right? And your being punished by the other gods for something, so they send you back down to earth to be reincarnated as a mortal.
When you get to earth you wake up in the middle of this rice field in the middle of feudal japan. You Don't know why you are there, but you know you are there for a REASON.
You Take a deep breath in. HHHHHHHHHH But it is not air you breathe! It is thick and yellow and tastes like marshmallow dust. and you know what it is? HARD BOILED WIND.
When you get to earth you wake up in the middle of this rice field in the middle of feudal japan. You Don't know why you are there, but you know you are there for a REASON.
You Take a deep breath in. HHHHHHHHHH But it is not air you breathe! It is thick and yellow and tastes like marshmallow dust. and you know what it is? HARD BOILED WIND.
by GuapAchmed August 24, 2023
“The girl I was with last night gargled my balls, it was sick.”
“Oh, she gave you a boiling tea pot? Nice!”
“Oh, she gave you a boiling tea pot? Nice!”
by ToniToni-monsta December 18, 2020
“The girl I was with last night gargled my balls, it was sick.”
“Oh, she gave you a boiling tea pot? Nice!”
“Oh, she gave you a boiling tea pot? Nice!”
by ToniToni-monsta December 18, 2020
by ANTONIOGOT April 25, 2018
Boiling the Corn entails that one sits outside on a ridiculously hot day, splashes some water on there dick, and stroke that shit till its fully cooked
by Dvan99 June 20, 2024