BlueBerries

The condition resulting from not being able to use ones BlackBerry. The most common causes are no signal availability,
or having your emails blocked because you're friends are sick of reading about how your email was sent "via BlackBerry"

"dude...im dying over here....my outbox is backed up because I cant get a signal on my BlackBerry"
"ooh...sounds like you've got a case of BlueBerries"

by shtevo December 9, 2008

Blueberries

The biological state of a man's bollicks (balls) attained after being knackered from hours of sexual activity

I roger'd that girl so much that my bollicks look like little blueberries

by Jack-n-tha-fucking-box March 1, 2009

blueberry

The term used for a preferably small teenage girl named molly. Commonly found in Zimbabwe. If you see them in the Arctic..don't be alarmed because they could have a blue-ish tint in their pigment. She loves the art. Boy, does she love that art..

"Take a funny pill, you blueberry!"
"Boy does that blueberry love those paintings of babies and midgets.."
"Oh my, those Arctic blueberries scare the shit out of me."

by crackle February 22, 2008

Blueberries

When your friends take wooden clippers and attach them to your ball sack when you are sleeping.

I went to a party at a friend's house and fell asleep. When i woke up, i had my pants down and a major case of the blueberries.

by Kowdee December 16, 2008

Blueberry

According to some status posts on facebook, a teenage-girl code word for single.

status - blueberry (:
comment from guy one - what is that!?
comment from guy two - huh?!

by IADrummer April 11, 2011

blueberryfinklestine

person who eats own shit after eating blueberrys; the outcast of the group; not to smooth with the ladies; is obsessed with fello male friends; claims to be a drunk, when really pours out the beer; races around and claims his mom broke his car;

Nick poured out his beer what a blueberryfinklestine

by Big-T November 6, 2004

Blueberry Fest

When a man takes frozen blueberries and shoves them up his ass then waits 30-45 minutes and then shits the now soft and mushy blueberries in two or more people's mouths. The two+ people then eat the "blueberry mix" after they swallow the "mix" they will then throw this up in to a pie crust and feed it to an unaware crowd.

BBF for short.

past tenses: BBFed Blueberry Fested.

Dude, those people over there just got blueberry fested.

UHH, thats gross how they are unaware of what just happened.

by Daniel Tosh.0 May 24, 2010