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Birthdayee

Social Networker connected to your social network and has access to your personal information which includes your date of birth, and uses this information to send you "Happy Birthday (your name here)" post to your cyber-wall. The Social Networker may not actually know you, but has been added to your social network previous to your birthday.
I was hit on my birthday by over 50 birthdayee messages
by SupaNative January 22, 2011
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Birthday Bandwagon

People who you don't like and/or people who you don't know write on your Facebook wall when it is your birthday
Sally only wrote on my wall because she is on the Birthday Bandwagon
by pimpscrabble March 20, 2011
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Birthday Like Spree

The liking of every post on one's wall on one's birthday, often seeming incapable of actually thanking the people who wrote.
Alex: Dude, Kramer liked every post on his wall. WTF

Ross: Yeah, man, he went on a birthday like spree
by Jorby September 8, 2011
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Birthday Robogreeting

A meaningless email wish to have a happy birthday, sent to you by a computer on your birthday from one of the stores, banks, or websites where you have entered your personal information, including your birth date.
I just got my fifth Birthday Robogreeting today, this one from the Corvette Forum.
by tquinn January 31, 2012
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Birthbay

1. The pool of afterbirth, amniotic fluid and placenta that originates after a beached whale has given birth on land.

2. The area immediately adjacent to an incredibly fat woman who is in the throes of labour. Anyone standing in the birthbay is likely to be sprayed with awful things.

3. When your friend wishes you a happy birthday but unfortunately spells 'birthday' wrong.
(Defined word capitalised for emphasis)

1. After the government managed to get the beached whale and its newborn baby back into the water, they ran out of funds, and were forced to turn the BIRTHBAY into a paddling pool for the children.

2.
Henry: What happened to you, Daniel?
Daniel: I was helping this obese friend of mine give birth, and I got sprayed with all of this afterbirth!!
Henry: Well, you shouldn't have been standing in the BIRTHBAY!

3.
Daniel: It's my birthday today.
Henry: Happy BIRTHBAY, Daniel!
Daniel: BIRTHBAY... don't you mean birthday?
Henry: Yes... but happy BIRTHBAY anyway!
by Black Chessboard November 4, 2012
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Birthday Jerk

Someone who feels an excessive amount of entitlement on their birthday.
"Let me have the remote, it's my birthday."

"So what? You were born. So was everybody, birthday jerk."
by PlaidAndSubtract January 3, 2013
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birthday queef

When a girl shoves confetti in her vagina then queefs and lets out a parade shooting confetti everywhere.
I sent Kyle a snapchat of my birthday queef last night.
by Mr.Noose October 26, 2013
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