thats a bet

meaning ok, i agree

Jim: "hey jamal meet me at my crib to pre game before heading downtown"
Jamal: "thats a bet"

by hen mel August 22, 2008

i bet my left nut on it!

a bet you feel you cant lose. a guaranteed win of a bet thus there's no way i'd be able to pay you with my bollock

the sun will come up in the morning i bet my left nut on it!!!

by sir curly February 5, 2007

alr bet

it literally means alright okay
boom you got educated

"i hate you"
"alr bet"

by its ya girl promita May 17, 2020

dollar bet

An ongoing game in which one player bets any other player to do something they would not normally think of doing for $1. Bets are often things such as; tackle a newspaper stand, eat 7 Texas sized jelly beans all at once, drop kick a parking sign, say something random to a stranger, or do just about any other ridiculous thing that comes to mind.

Most often, even if the person carries out the bet the dollar is not exchanged. The purpose of the game is for people to do random shit that they don't normally think of doing for everyone else's amusement.

dollar bet: I'll give you a dollar if you can drink the entire pitcher of beer in under 60 seconds.

by kingcrazylegs May 23, 2008

I bet

Two magical words that can turn any innocent sentence into a sexual innuendo.

Also see: That's what she said

Person 1: "My throat hurts..."
Person 2: "I bet."
Person 1: "Shut the hell up!"

Person 1: "I just had a hard day at the office..."
Person 2: "I bet."
Person 1: "Oh god damnit!"

(Girl stringing a needle): "This is so hard, I can't fit it in. It's too small."
Guy: "Wow, I bet."
Girl: "I'll give you that one, I really opened myself up for it."
Guy: "I bet, haha."
Girl: "..."

by Dean stu March 17, 2010

cock suck bet

A wager made between two gentlemen, where in the loser agrees to publicly suck the cock of the winner.

"Mike Siff lost to me in squash on a cock suck bet and he has yet yo fulfill his obligation"

by wowblox May 9, 2006

Man Bet

When one man is made another's bitch in a legitimate wager of one's wits. The losing party who is forever dubbed the winning party's man bitch must present his penis to be slapped by the winning party's penis by no less than three man whacks. The striking surface is to be chosen by the crowd. There was much rejoicing.

MarkEdwards bitched out and took the losing man bet. His johnson was placed on a grill grate to be struck repeatedly.

by Chicago Snowplow August 25, 2011