Beethoven Masturbation

The act of Masturbation committed by any one person whom has not experienced sexual acts first hand, and thus must imagine the pleasure they would receive. Also referred to as a Beethoven Fap, Ludwig Fap, Ludwig Van Fap, etc.

Ground Toucher 1: Man I wish I could get with one of the elites. They're delicious...

Ground Toucher 2: Hah! Good luck, you'll never get one.

Ground Toucher 1: Well, there's always Beethoven Masturbation, right?

by infernlmagician February 4, 2009

nigger crotched betch

similar to a fire crotch, but much more common in todays society. (not shaved!)

that girl with the black hair? she must be a nigger crotched betch.

by N3M0 ZRAL October 12, 2007

beotch

female dog, bitch. Sometimes used as friendly slang for friend

"get off my shit, beeeeeotch"

by kevlar skills June 27, 2002

betch

If you don't want to be called a betch, don't mess with Kelly or her shoes, always let her borrow your top if she asks, and never break up with her in a txt message. If you do, you may also get a bouche bag in the mail.

"I'm gunna betch slap you shet bag"
"Don't be a betch"
"Fuck you fat betch, oh yea I said you fat"

by devinnnnnnnnnnnnn December 3, 2006

betch-face

1. slut; person who sleeps with many people, including already married women/men.
2. insult, most commonly used as friendly banter

1. "what a fucking betch-face! she slept with my mom!"

2. "hey, what up, betch face?"

by bobishcool January 29, 2007

beatch

used when refering to your matriach, or in short: YO' MAMA

Dizzam, look at that beatch

by rusTrus March 7, 2004

Beecher

A person who perseveres through all the tuff times and is made fun of but also I cherish by their closest friends

Beecher was made fun of

by Brian werdona March 3, 2017