Beardiac

origin - beard+maniac. The term was coined on facebook.com/getbeardback

A 'Beardiac' is a person (male/female) who:

1) (In case of a girl) digs a guy with a beard.
2) (In case of a guy) Loves sporting a beard.

This term is NOT to be confused with a 'beardo'. A 'Beardiac' is the exact opposite of a beardo.

Jack: Hey, so what do you think of beard?
Jill: Oh God, Jack. I <3 the beard. I'm such a beardiac!!

by thebeardiac April 3, 2011

beardalicious

A beard that is so luscious, that when you look at it, you can barely resist the urge to put it in your mouth.

Philip's beard is so beardalicious, that I just want to tackle him, and snack on it all day long.

by PhillyStyle1026 November 23, 2013

Beardling

An affectionate way of referring to a baby bearded dragon.

AWWWW! Look at those little beardlings running through their food!

by Fat & Furious December 20, 2013

beardosaur

A person with an insane beard.

Girl 1: OMG, did you see Jenna's new boyfriend?
Girl 2: Yeah, he's a total beardosaur

by Scarsz May 19, 2018

bearded screwdriver

A alcoholic beverage made of a combination of orange juice and apple flavored whiskey.

man, I drank nothing but bearded screwdrivers last night

by ddunn June 13, 2018

Beardist

Noun: Beardist; Plural noun: Beardists

1. A person or persons who think you look like someone else just because you both have beards.

Adjective.
2. showing or feeling discrimination or prejudice against people with beards, or believing that a particular beard is superior to another.

beard racist

Beardist: Hey TK, that guy looks exactly like you!
TK: Why? Because he has a beard too?! You are such a beardist.

Beardist: Man, that guys beard is way nicer than yours!

TK: Not all beards are created equal but I would appreciate if you liked them just the same! You are being a beardist to both of us.

by Justiceforbeards July 17, 2018

Bearded Button

An extremely hairy bunghole/anal sphincter. Marked by bushy, coarse hair around the o-ring.

I was hitting her good from behind when I looked down and saw her bearded button.

She wanted me to eat her ass but there was no way I was digging my nose and tongue up in that bearded button without a little landscaping first.

by Eaton Holgoode January 10, 2019