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the ol bait n switch

One has to sit on a tree branch about 11 1/2 feet high. Any higher is dangerous, and any lower will result in a failure of the deed. Once one pulls their pants down, and is ready for the act one has to proceed to poop. Immediately, without hesitation, one has to fall off the back end of the branch, backflipping, and in turn landing on the ground flat on their back. At which point the poop impacts with one's chest. This form of self-masturbation takes many years of experience and should not be perfomed by an amateur. The branch can be substituted with any form of a bar up in the air.
Johnny: How'd you break your neck?

Fred: I did the ol bait n switch from a branch that was too high!

Johnny: Haha, they warn you shouldn't do that!
Related Words

like-bait 

A post on facebook which is used to get many likes. The bait is usually a funny vid,but sometimes can be anything. Just post it on YOUR profile,or else it'll get deleted. (Or at least stays *LUCKY!*)
-in facebook-

Me: Check this vid lol so funny (funny vid link)
Tard#1: Lolol. *Deletes it for whatevernoreasonm8*
Tard(thx)#2: Why did you delete it?
Me: Yeah,why?
Tard#1: Why did you post it?
Me: DUMBASS! THAT WAS A LIKE-BAIT!!!
like-bait by Light Dragon April 9, 2011

lesbian bait 

a girl who is straight but attracts lesbians for some reason.
Guy1: wtf like all the girls have the hots for jenna. i thought she was straight.

Guy2: she is. she's just lesbian bait.
lesbian bait by JackTheStripper2 November 11, 2010

skank bait

Axe body spray, Tag body spray, or any other horrible cheap men's cologne that can be detected from unreasonable smelling distances.
I really want to enjoy this meal, but some dude in here is wearing skank bait and it's ruining it for me.

The Bait N' Tackle 

The sailors used this one in the old Navy days. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed.
Gone fishing!
The Bait N' Tackle by Rilo August 1, 2003

Wog Bait 

A Girl Who is Sexually attracted To Black Men
Girl: I Got another Boyfriend, hes black Like my Last 50 Boyfriends

Honkey: Damit your Such Wog Bait...