bacon bitch

Any fucktard cop (that goes double for sherriffs and deputies) who is concerned only with making his quota. These dickheads will even go as far as pulling a bicyclist over, but are too scared to run off the bums around the corner who make a public nuisance of themselves by living, sleeping, and getting drunk on public property.

See that bacon bitch hiding behind that tree there? He pulled a friend of mine over who was biking to work the other day. Gave him a $250 ticket for running a stop sign, and there was no traffic anywhere! My friend did say the bacon bitch had a big, red wet stain running down from the crotch of his uniform.

bacon bitch by i hate cops August 8, 2006

Bacon Backstroke 

When a gentleman wraps his dick in bacon and jerks off onto his lady companions back using the grease as lubrication. He then will let the lady eat the bacon, a treat in thanks for her troubles.

I was horny and she was hungry so we agreed on doing the bacon backstroke.

Bacon Backstroke by Tidecow15 June 17, 2010

bacon flaps 

The labia of the female genitalia

She had a saggy set of bacon flaps

bacon flaps by Ezman May 19, 2003

bacon ride-along 

When a chick is fucking a cop.

"Amanda left work early, but didn't go straight home. She met up with Officer Freytek for her weekly bacon ride-along."

bacon ride-along by TomKVideo August 27, 2009

Bacon Trash 

-A person who engages in the ghetto/white trash type behavior of putting bacon on a salad or combining it with some other food that it doesn't belong with.

-Someone who will eat anything if it is wrapped in bacon.

Bacon Bits = Bacon Trash gold

Bacon Trash by Big Rood November 15, 2011

Bacon Tax 

Keeping a portion of bacon that you've cooked for someone else

Joe asked me to cook some bacon for his club sandwich, so I kept a piece for myself as a Bacon Tax.

Bacon Tax by PsycleMD November 27, 2012

Bacon Thrusting 

Bacon Thrusting - Cooking Bacon During Sex

Wrap The Bacon Around Your Throbbing Member Like A Overgrown Chipolata Then Fuck The Shit Out Of Your Partner To Create Heat, This Will Cook The Bacon And Give It That Just Fucked Taste..

Bacon Thrusting, A Perfect Way To Start The Day

Bacon Thrusting by Fudge Packer 3000 January 8, 2015