by dangggg May 17, 2005

by KelticKharisma June 23, 2021

A straight woman whose type appears to be eggs (guys who haven't realized they're trans women yet). Often repeatedly goes after men with soft feminine sides, only to find herself accidentally dating another woman.
Originally seen used by Reddit user /u/babification_
Originally seen used by Reddit user /u/babification_
"Jeez, I've never seen a straight woman go after so many bottoms..."
"Yeah, and they all turn out to be girls too, she's a real soft-boiled lesbian"
"Yeah, and they all turn out to be girls too, she's a real soft-boiled lesbian"
by whispy82 October 9, 2023

Loyd: And I have the duke of Welingham complaining that the duke of Bleichester is sucking boiled sweets through his speeches.
by Anarchy potato May 15, 2014

by Jimmierustler October 4, 2013

An entity from Doctor Nowhere that haunts anyone who watched Broadcast 813 for the rest of their life and puts them into a Pseudocoma.
(Locked-in syndrome (LIS), also known as pseudocoma, is a condition in which a patient is aware but cannot move or communicate verbally due to complete paralysis of nearly all voluntary muscles in the body except for vertical eye movements and blinking. The individual is conscious and sufficiently intact cognitively to be able to communicate with eye movements.)
(Locked-in syndrome (LIS), also known as pseudocoma, is a condition in which a patient is aware but cannot move or communicate verbally due to complete paralysis of nearly all voluntary muscles in the body except for vertical eye movements and blinking. The individual is conscious and sufficiently intact cognitively to be able to communicate with eye movements.)
"Upon the manifestation of my being in the future, you will be asleep in bed. I will be there and watch over you. When you wake, you will not be able to move any part of you. When the doctors eventually find you, they will not see me. But you will. And I'll see you too. Forever, I'll see you." - The Boiled One
by jjrplz54 August 11, 2024

Lisa: Damn, it's hot. I've got swamp ass.
Becky: Tell me about it. I've got a fish boil going on down there.
Becky: Tell me about it. I've got a fish boil going on down there.
by lascrossekilla September 1, 2024
