blame

Early 70's american ghetto slang for something that is good, an alternative to 'fly' or 'phat'.

TD: Hey man, what d'you think of ma new threads, man?

BP: Whoa, my man, them threads be blame!

by Tommy Dangerous September 9, 2012

Blammer

a roller derby player who usually plays the position of blocker, who plays as the teams jammer.

holy crap did you see that jammer take out the pack on the way through?!

yeah shes a total blammer

by mcdie February 8, 2012

Game blamer

A person who does not take responsibility for their downfalls in games, but rather chooses to blame the game itself for the reason they are losing.

"The game is screwing me!"

"Don't be a game blamer."

by Puttyeast August 5, 2006

blame the man

Similar to shit happens, it is when something usually happens that is against one's will, they tend to blame the man. Could be anything from not winning the lottery, getting fired from work, or your girl/boyfriend breaking up with you since the man seems to always be the one causing everything.

Matt: Aww it's going to rain on the day I'm supposed to go to the water park. This sucks! Why did you only plan it for one day?

Steve: Blame the man. Not me.

by prof. frink July 14, 2006

Blampkin

The opposite of a blumpkin, a rim job while peeing.

Rory: "Yo last night i went to the bathroom and my girl kendra did a sneak attack blampkin while I was taking a leak.

Hughy: "Yo man, props, but that shit's nasty"

by vajweedy April 14, 2010

I blame FedEx

To blame procrastination on FedEx, when there is no other available alibi.

I have a lot of work to do tonight. I don't wanna do it. ...I blame FedEx!

by 0Hamster0 December 9, 2008

Blameationship

A Relationship Based Solely On Blaming.

My friend said he was going to blame his wife for something. I told him that, that might result in injury to ones self. He said "I'll do it over the phone so by the time I see her, her rage will have died down enough that it won't matter. Afterward he said, "We have a Blameationship"

by Jason & Keith June 28, 2006