batting marron

When someone finds a sexual partner considerably better looking than themself.
Dennis: Hey Barry, have you seen my new misses?
Barry: Yes mate, you are clearly batting marron!
by Go55y September 09, 2017
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pajama bat

When one walks around the house in pajamas with no underwear on, and you can see their dick through their pajamas.
As Jim walked into the kitchen I was able to see his pajama bat and I think it was starring at me.
by Joey Norris February 03, 2018
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bat's nest

name for a woman's privates who may not have sex or get action very often...think about opening up a door to an old, abandoned house and bats fly out...
Guy 1: "I was excited to finally kick it with Stacey last night, but she had no clue what she was doing..."

Guy 2: "It looks like you stumbled on her bat's nest"
by say_it_aint_so July 27, 2009
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The Baseball Bat

A sex move where you repeatedly squeeze the cock and swing it into the forehead of a woman.
by Bdhdid88dd April 08, 2020
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Bat Fap

A bat fap is a type of male masturbation where you tie yourself to the ceiling of your bedroom and fap with a blindfold over your eyes. Every 30 seconds you let out a shriek for echolocation like a bat.
1. I had the best bat fap ever last night James.
2. I prefer it in my bathroom because I can shoot it into the toilet.
by Soggy sack November 11, 2017
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Bat-Fap

Arguably the best wank you will ever have. Introducing the bat-fap, the new masturbation technique taking the world by storm.

A bat-fap is where you hang from the ceiling by your feet like a bat and proceed to flap your wings like a bat with screeching getting louder when closing in on a climax. Use your keen sonar abilities to aim your bat load onto the hoards of unsuspecting children below.

Batman mask and crotchless pants optional but highly recommended
"Hey man, have a fap last night?"

"Yea boss I had a bat-fap"

"Yea i heard you going to town, better of worn your mask"

"Amen to that. You think I'm some sort of boner boy"

"That reminds me my uncle achieved the most brutal bat-fap yesterday, got little jimmy right on the nose"
by Predominate June 08, 2015
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Bat Meep

A super hero with unknown origin, he is lil Meep in the day and at night he becomes Bat Meep to fight the evil villains in the streets of Montreal. He has a mysterious Bat-cave with his boy Hassan. Bat Meep has $latt Stars one of his primary weapons that can help him to fend off the enemies to protect his $latters, he uses his grooming skills to lure his enemies to either dox them or use them. Last but not least he has a powerful my little pony weapon skin Glock to finish off his enemies. His worse enemies are "Purple Lips", "Seraphina" and any none $latt Gang members.
"You see... Bat Meep it's not about the money, it's the message"

-Purple Lips
by YamYumSoup March 07, 2021
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