point percy at the porcelain 

to have a piss, to take a leak, to sython the python, to get out the one eyed trouser snake, to strain your tatters, to wring out the sponge,to empty the hairy plums

after all that beer I need to point percy at the porcelain

point percy at the porcelain by algarve dave December 14, 2004

Looking at the right side of the grass 

A phrase used to convey to others that life is going well. You are looking down at the grass as opposed to looking up at it (when you are buried).

"How are things with you these days?"

"I can't complain. Looking at the right side of the grass!"

Looking at the right side of the grass by Deanna03801 February 9, 2009

drop some shiites off at the mosque 

to take a shit

Man, I didn't take a shit during that 3-day camping trip. I need to go drop some shiites off at the mosque.

drop some shiites off at the mosque by pinch one July 1, 2009

enemy at the gate 

When you have fecal matter position for launch out of your anus in a social situation where excusing yourself will be embarassing. Therefor the turd becomes your enemy. Another word for prairie dogging.

Did you see Brian's face turn green at the Christmas party before he excused himself? I think he had an enemy at the gate cause it smelled bad for a second.

enemy at the gate by Carl Otto January 6, 2008

Look at that!! 

This is a statement used by smartass kids who just want to steal slices of bread from their younger unsuspecting siblings.when they point to some direction and shout 'look at that!!'',their siblings turn towards the direction they are pointing at,thus these kids steal all the bread and when their siblings realize it was nothing and decide to continue their eating only to realize their bread is gone.Then their older thieving siblings cheat them that ghosts had consumed their bread.

John-Look at that!!
James-(turns to look at the direction pointed sees nothing and turns back and realizes his bread is gone).what happened to my bread?
John-it must be the ghosts little brother.Mum will get you another one

Look at that!! by Titus rutto May 29, 2018

at the drive-in 

The greatest band ever.

Cosmonaut, Proxima Centauri, 198D, Napoleon Solo, etc.

at the drive-in by cedricpleasehavemybaby April 25, 2004

frothing at the gash 

A state of extreme excitement or arousal in a woman, such that she may find herself delightfully moist.

"It gives me great pleasure to declare parliament open... in fact, one is positively frothing at the gash!"

or

"Gold, Frankincense AND Myrhh! You're too kind! I'm genuinely frothing at the gash."

frothing at the gash by Bob Sometimes March 23, 2005