A shameless ripoff of the iconic Fanum Tax. Whenever someone buys energy drinks or soda, Aston always taxes it like ex swedish prime minister Stefan Löfven.
Johannes: I just bought me a monster energy drink.
Aston: ASTON TAX!!!!!!!!
Greg: Bruh ima kill Aston if he keeps being a lazy fatass.
Aston: ASTON TAX!!!!!!!!
Greg: Bruh ima kill Aston if he keeps being a lazy fatass.
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The list goes on….
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A character from an anime.
Pronouns: She/Her
Usually confused by a boy from the ones who don't believe.
Pronouns: She/Her
Usually confused by a boy from the ones who don't believe.
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