Assload

A unit of volume equal to 4 liters; equal to the approximate volume of a fully filled large intestine of an adult human.

I drank an assload of soda last night.

by Hlalakar May 20, 2020

Assload

The amount of weight in witch a healthy adult donkey can haul down and back up the Grand Canyon with out killing it.

Kid 1"Your mom weighs an assload"

Kid 2 " wrong , we went to the Grand Canyon last summer and rode the donkeys down, her fat ass killed her donkey. She's more then an ass load "

by Mr E.S August 27, 2020

Asslove

When you love someone but they are a total asshole

He’s my asslove

by JB22 March 28, 2021

Assaloid

Websters dictionary defines Assaloid as a persone how resembles or retain mongoloid (retard) qualities, tendency and mannerisms, and how is also acting like or being an ass (asshole).

1:Stop hogging the remote you f...... assaloid.

2:That's the last time i borrow five bucks to that assaloid.

3:Hey. you diden't leave any toiletpaper you assaloid

And:
Hey assaloid, stop being an assaloid.

by Kjetil A C May 31, 2006

Assdot

ass-dotas-dot -noun

1) An irritating user (computer)
2) A user who enters data during a release and makes a mess of things

Looks like we had 5 assdots during last nights release

by TenKracer April 16, 2008

Asscock

A word referring to when someone wants to insult another person; replacement word for bitch, asshole, nigger, trick, and other types of insulting words.

Jacob: "Dude. I went to the beach and i have this damn sunburn... It hurts when i touch it."

*Jacob's friend Chris slaps him on the back*

Jacob: "AWH, YOU FUCKING ASSCOCK!"

by Good 'Ol Mrs. Hermaphrodite May 3, 2010

Assflop

Some one who has no ass. When you look at there ass there is nothing there .

Damn look at her (girl walks past) yeah her face is nice but she an assflop

by Nolife56 May 6, 2013