Assdick

An assdick is a penis that eminates and protrudes from the ass. Those with an assdick were either born with it, or had it surgically grafted on by a man known only as Dr. Bob.

The purpose of the assdick is to block the entrace of unwanted objects (such as other penises) into the anal cavity. When the assdick senses an incoming threat, it immediately erects to disallow entry.

OMG that fag tried to buttfuck me, but luckily my trusty assdick was able to protect my anal virginity.

by Nigpunisher July 16, 2007

Ashed

To tip ash on someone or something, either purposely or accidentally.

She just ashed me!

by daveydub April 17, 2010

bitch-assedness

A quality one possesses when he is a bitch-ass.

PFC Mercer, in all his bitch-assedness, failed to knock him out.

by Gorilladong February 27, 2009

N'arsed

N'arsed is short for Not Arsed!

A person using the word "N'arsed" are usually that not arsed that they can’t even be bothered to pronounce two words so it comes out "N'arsed"

Andy - Scotty mate, why did you just put that window through on a building we always socialise in?

Scotty - N'arsed!

by JuiceBox23 May 13, 2009

since you asked so nicely

"Since you asked so nicely" is a sarcastic term basically meaning "that was rude, but i'll do it." Often used after forcing to say/do something, like "Move now" or "Give me that"

"Give me your phone"
"Since you asked so nicely

by agathaallalong April 25, 2021

I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder

I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder

I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder

by Spatro August 15, 2021

asked

A sarcastic term used to respond to a statement that you really just don't give a shit about. The term is mostly found after some douche-bag is trying to tell you how cool he is or how many girls he fucked last night.

On a side note "asked" is appropriate to post under almost every facebook status

Sean: Dude I Fucked my girl friend in the back seat of my car last night. It was so AAwesome!!

Dude: Asked

Sean: But dude she had some big ass tittys

Dude: Asked, now go away

EX 2)

Rani's Facebook status: The Cowboys are 2-7!!
Dude: I asked

by Made Famous by Rani November 23, 2010