Vibe assassin

People that kill your vibe for no reason. Buzz killers. Kill joys. Hating ass muhfuckas.

Don’t invite Keith to the party he’s a fuckin vibe assassin. Always on bullshit.

by iamanthonydean June 9, 2023

Assassin Jump

1. A normal jump off a ledge

2. A normal jump

3. A fail at doing a ninja jump

He assassin jumped off that ledge at school

I assassin jumped over that box

He assassin jumped over it

by MegaLucario March 5, 2015

JFK assassination

When his head explodes all over your Chanel dress (either sexually or literally)

“My pink Chanel dress was stained after his head exploded all over it. It was a JFK assassination.”

by TK2000 November 13, 2023

snowboard assassin

Guy or girl really good at snowboarding

At the bottom of the trail we were overtaken by a snowboard assassin.

by Ninja Clan Lord June 2, 2015

finesse assassin

To bribe someone of their belongings in a slayful manner

Yo i just got this laptop for free and i took his girl I'mma finesse assassin

by Jailileo November 30, 2017

Faceless Assassins

An organization, group, or gang of aggressive/violent teenage girls. They swear to protect their friends from boys and heartbreak. All of the girls in the gang are single. It is lead by three girls, who go by the code names of Jeb, Moko, and Olive. Their gang symbol is the three right fingers on their right hand over their left eye. Their mascot is a ninja snail.

Don't mess with these girls or their friends.

Boy 1: guys, I broke up with my girlfriend.
Boy 2: oh no.
Boy 3: you'd better watch out, the faceless assassins will be after you.

by Slim Biscuit December 19, 2013

Arcane Odyssey Assassin Syndicate Player

The most annoying players in the entire community

Remember to tell your local Arcane Odyssey Assassin Syndicate Player to quit the game and touch grass

by Thunder00 September 14, 2025