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approxiversary

When the original date of a specified event is ambiguous, unknown, or otherwise not exact, but you know it's that time of the year to celebrate.
"It's the project's first anniversary today."
"Well today's the date that we registered it, but remember we started working on it the friday before that, and we didnt run the first test until two weeks after that."
"Well, ok, this month is the approxiversary."
"Yeah, happy approxiversary."
by archiebl3h October 3, 2009
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Approval Nod

An Approval Nod is where one or two more people spot another person wearing merchandise from their favourite thing such as:
Linkin Park shirts
Marvel or DC
Youtube.
And then they share a secret nod of approval, acknowledging one another existence and then leaving their lives forever.
Only fans will understand how it feels too see another fan in the streets and lose all contact with that person.
Fan1:*Sees fan of (Enter in Fandom)*
Fan2: Acknowledges Fan 1 exists*
Fan1:*gives the Approval Nod and walks off*
Fan2:*gives the Approval Nod and secretly fan(Gender) inside knowing there's more of them out there*
by RedRaccoon July 8, 2016
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Man Apron

Man Apron: The act of a man cooking topless in order to keep his shirt cleanish. Best done if said man has a mane of chest hair.
Hey man, it looks like that juice coming out of that steak might splatter on your shirt. Want this apron?

-No. (quickly removes shirt) MAN APRON!!!!
Skin never stains!

-Awesome. And that steak smells delicious.

-Yep.
by zack87878787 August 25, 2010
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GABE NEWELL APPROVED

by cooldude2144 December 14, 2022
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approval from corporate

When a man is just about to ejaculate and the woman stops everything she is doing, grabs his penis and squeezes to prevent the ejaculation.
John: "I'm going to ejaculate..."
Mary: *Grabbing John's Penis* "Not until you have approval from corporate..."
by CanioTheRapper January 13, 2011
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apprentice

A shit fed, beer cooled journeyman operated device. Can be used for haulin, tuggin, luggin, or any other unjourneyman like task. Can be found at the bottom of the ocean with another sub species of it's type otherwise known as wale shit.
"Go get an apprentice to dig that ditch."

"We need an apprentice to clean up this tool room it's a mess."
by dadsalt May 13, 2008
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The White Wizard Approaches

A phrase regarding the nearing of a great session of smokin some good ol' chronic with your buds; meant to build excitement and prepare ones mind for a magical journey through mystical and surreal situations ultimately resulting in making one's day spectacular. A play off "Chronicles of Narnia" meant to be said with a British accent.
*With a British accent* "The White Wizard Approaches, his magical touch sending one through time and space, placing them in a realm beyond belief filled with joy and relaxation"
by MattHatt July 8, 2009
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