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Apple Whore

A person who feels the need to buy every apple product that comes out and often brags about it and shows it off to all their friends.
Guy 1: "He kept showing me stuff on his iPhone and then he took out his iPad and bragged about that for an hour!"

Guy 2: "He is such an apple whore!"
by qwert333 January 9, 2011
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apple bottoms

a person who has a large perfectly round derriere.
Check out that chick's apple bottoms in those jeans!
by SMC November 18, 2003
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Apple Tree Theory

Girls are like apples on a tree while boys are the pickers:

The best apples are at the top of the tree.

Some boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.
So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the perfect person to come along, for he will climb all the way to the top.
In the apple tree theory, girls are like apples on a tree while boys are the pickers
by Outcast November 9, 2004
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Apple Fritter

I ran out of bananas so I apple frittered that bitch instead!
by bingbongpedo April 10, 2010
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apple down

A way to tell someone that something's wrong, even if they don't know about it. Taken from season 5, episode 2 of Gilmore Girls.
*Lorelai approaches Miss Patty's dance studio where Patty is instructing several small dancing apples.*

PATTY: Keep it going, kids. You're red, you're delicious. You're about to have the juice sucked out of you. *She smiles as Lorelai passes* There she is -- our spunky entrepreneur.

LORELAI: I am the uber-Trump-Murdoch-Maximus. *She glances back* Oop. Apple down.

PATTY: Apple down. *pauses before understanding then reacting* Apple down!
by Nerd Apple April 21, 2006
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apple-ause

Applause coming from apple geeks, found at any Apple Device launch party, who are so infatuated with Steve Jobs that they will overlook the supposed credentials of the new device and just clap hysterically at the mere mention of Jobs's name.
Man, that apple-ause at the launch party for the ipad was sickening. Those apple geeks were going nuts over an over-sized ipod touch just because Steve Jobs was holding it.
by mrincognito September 10, 2010
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apple maps

apple maps:The poorest cobbled and invalid representation of our planet since the Dark Ages.

Apple, in it's height ignorance and blind belief that their drones (customers) would never notice the switch from Google, a product of a misfired neuron in the peabrains of software "developers".
Well now I am lost, time to open Google Maps... What? Where did Google go? The fuck is just "Maps". So now Apple Maps is the only thing on my phone now. Well, gotta find my place.
Fuck, where the hell is my house? There's just a garble of satellite artifacting and missing photos.

(Siri voice) LEFT TURN

FUCK

( screams)

OH MY GOD

(Crash)
Beep. Beep. Beep.

You have reached your destination...
HELL
by Florescent Lamp January 12, 2014
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