"Apocalypinions are like assholes: everyone's got one."
"The world's ending on May 21st? I say it's ending next year on Dec 21st." "Where's your evidence?" "It's just my apocalypinion."
"The world's ending on May 21st? I say it's ending next year on Dec 21st." "Where's your evidence?" "It's just my apocalypinion."
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A lapse of concentration so terrible, and with such awful timing, that it results in almost or actual apocalyptic consequences.
I was doing the school run, when I had a complete apocalapse and ended up mowing down 17 children. It lasted so long I didn't stop and trailed their blood all the way home...
by Flobalobalob July 17, 2014
Get the apocalapse mug.Cats that start worldwide disaster by wasting all the metal by eating cat food and they eat all the fish so no more marine life and they kill all the rats and mice so there is too many mousetraps and cheese then the humans tred on the moustraps and die and the cats drink all the milk so the cows have to boost production and they get so tired that they die and they are being led by a Cat-aclysmic Cat.
Cat lover: I have 100 Apocalyptic cats and a Cat-aclysmic Cat
Cat hater: Finally! My cat cannon will come in use!
Cat lover: Hey what?? NO!
Cat hater: Yes! They will start apocalypse!
Cat lover: They are my cats, you can't do anything about them.
Cat hater: World War III! Prepare to die sucker!
Cat hater: Finally! My cat cannon will come in use!
Cat lover: Hey what?? NO!
Cat hater: Yes! They will start apocalypse!
Cat lover: They are my cats, you can't do anything about them.
Cat hater: World War III! Prepare to die sucker!
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I am naturally rather shy and introverted, and so my inhibitions have little to do with my reserved manner --- I would not go around "gleefully glad-handing" everyone in any case. So if ever there actually was an apocalips, I would still not be willing or able to the the "rush on out and join the fun --- one big happy family" thing like more-jovial/confident folks could. I HAVE NO PENT-UP "COPIOUS AFFECTION-LAVISHING" URGES TO BEGIN WITH, and so having my inhibitions withdrawn wouldn't significantly "do anything for me" in that regard.
by QuacksO June 28, 2019
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After taking the midnight train her vagina was best described as an apocalips.
After taking the midnight train her vagina was best described as an apocalips.
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