Amber Alert

When someone goes missing at a party or social gathering presumably to have sex.

"Yo, where did Lauren go?"
"I don't know, I haven't seen her in hours."
"Oh, I think I saw her with Steve an hour ago."
"Uh Oh, Amber Alert! Amber Alert!"

by "John Walsh" November 5, 2009

Dirt Alert

When someone says something that a dirt would say.

"I hate Taco Bell."
"Dirt Alert!"

by OogidyBoogidyNigga November 22, 2006

alert the internet

There are a few situations where one could yell this phrase, but the main thing is to convey sarcasm. For example if someone you know says something that seems utterly useless in a tone where they're trying to sound like it's the news of the year (and it really isn't), then you'd say this phrase in reply. See alert the media.

(instant messenger convo)

Joe: holy shit dude omg i just asked out sally and she said yes *random emoticon* oh man shes so hawt

Jack: ZOMG ALERT THE INTERNET!!!~ lol dude i dont care shes prolly gonna hump u and dump u rofl

Joe: stfu *angry face* ur just jealous cuz u didnt get her u have no balls

Jack: maybe i should alert teh internet that ur a total douche lol

by Tengu October 25, 2006

amurta

An amurta is a smelly shoe that has been sitting at the bottom of a lake for fourteen years. If you find one, this is a sign of fall. If someone finds one for you, this is a sign of imminent death. The best way to avoid the curse of an amurta is to rub Amurta's feet approximately five times a day, while eating chunks of your mothers dog.

If I find an amurta, I'm going to give it to my teacher because she is a bitch.

by amernienanders November 22, 2016

wow alert

wow alert: the expression used when either you see a really hot person or have an EXTREME outburst to where you must say "wow alert"

*hot guy walks by* Jenny: WOW ALERT! I'm gonna get some of that.

*girl is crying in class* Lily: Whats wrong? Kristina: I got a F on my test! Lily: wow alert.

by rroarxcoree May 25, 2006

Alert Bay

Alert Bay is an island in BC, Canada.

Alert Bay is a beautiful community, full of crazy people.

The people in Alert Bay sure know how to party hard and make a scene. The children of the community are often found in the ghetto or "whelalau" stealing eachothers tricycles or bikes, throwing mud at cars or houses. these children are often found in packs or tribes and an adult is usually never in site.

the teenagers of the community have a repuation for acting 'gangster' or 'thug'. Though not all of the teenagers are like this there is a large portion... and ffs they should stop. If they want to act like animals go to P'hardy.

the adults have respectable jobs... HA. theyre selling dope, complaining about the race that took over their portion of north america 100 years ago, and getting drunk at the bayside.

No you will not get shot in alert bay, but getting stabbed may be on to the agenda. Just avoid the Bayside... and anyone that has fake names like "ransome", "da boss", "babyshawtyprincess" and other weird gangster /hooker names....

regardless... Alert Bay is still way the better than any other island you've been to. and makes P-hardy look like a Cokehoe

"Dude, let's go over to Alert Bay this weekend" - Jason

"Idk man, I dont wanna get jumped" - Tommy

"you wont get jumped, this aint p-hardy we're talking about"- Jason

"okay. but let's stay away from the whelalau"-tommy

by i3atbabi3z October 23, 2011

alert

1) an exclamation to express total surprise/shock/pleasure/horror/horror/dismay at or draw attention to the state of something (used in the same context like wow or fuck).

2) a superlative adjective to add legitimacy/weight to the description of something (used in the same context as legit)

1) "Alert, those ribs were dope!"; "Alert, that bitch was rude!"

2) "Her party was alert off the chain"; "I alert can't see straight right now"

by therealanbari June 2, 2016