altered

changed something/ object

Liz's mind must be altered because fernando was right and she was wrong.

by bigbootynando November 29, 2011

alternatelligent

Something outside "the norm" which is really quite smart.

Cooperative Businesses, Organic Ethnic Food, Pierced Eyeglasses

by InaGoddessEye December 16, 2004

Alterasta

Similar to Rastafari religion and culture but celebrated with alternative, electric, or rarely house music in place of reggae. General alterasta population still wear the red yellow green and praise Bob Marley.

p1: Were those potheads at the rave rastafarian?

p2: No, they were alterastarian.

by alterasta May 9, 2010

Alternate Grandma

The grandmother that you and your cousins don't have in common.

"I've never met that person, she is Joe's Alternate Grandma; she and I are not related by blood."

by Goombaguy November 21, 2011

alter tweego

alter tweego- an alter ego account on twitter.

example: simon said' young jeezy is my alter ego on twitter.'
catherine replied' dont you mean... alter tweego.

by Cathleen M October 11, 2013

alternate dick

When your girl swaps out with another guy during sex.

My girl was screwing me and she used her alternate dick half way thru.

by Aireas April 2, 2016

alternative vagina

The act of masturbating in your car while still in the bar parking lot after failing to pickup a chick at closing time.

Despite winning his fantasy football league championship, Jim was unable to impress any of the local girls at the bar to drop their panties so now Jim May have to head to his car and settle for some alternative vagina.

by RBAK January 25, 2017