Agent Provocateur

A pompous troll. Someone who, in their dotage, envokes views on race, gender politics, or popular culture in desperate hope for attention. Usually a formerly great mind, communicator and/or broadcaster who has run ungraciously to insignificance. This is a self-defined term for an elderly person desperate for relevance.

For example, this post

“That Brian Edwards used to be amazing. But since he’s taken to elderly pompous trolling, he describes himself as an Agent Provocateur”

by El_d April 22, 2018

free agent

Refers to the level of attractiveness of a potential sex partner. While said person may be somewhat attractive or exhibit certain desirable traits, it is not a person one would date. Such assessments usually end in one night stands. Usually used by college or professional athletes (football,basketball, etc.) as it relates to their respective sports' draft.

Yeah, she's got a nice body, but she no "first round pick". I might pick her up as a "free agent" after the bars close...

by topp dizzle September 4, 2006

free agents

people who buy drugs. They are free to find and they work as agents "bring you more and more money"

"all these free agents you better build ur team" Jeezy

by Young Lady November 30, 2006

Jazz the CIA agent

‘Jazz The CIA Agent’ is a person who you just aught to know. Jazz knows everything about you, she abused her CIA privileges constantly. Sometimes she hacks into your camera and makes fun of your double chin, and sells pictures of your feet to old men (for a good price too, you should just do it yourself).
But I guess she’s kinda cool.

Her weakness is Jason Momoa, then again who’s weakness isn’t Jason Momoa.

Ehhh bud, you’re getting a little creepy hahaha don’t act like that ‘Jazz The CIA Agent’ chick.

Oh hey!! It’s Jazz the CIA Agent.

by DisappointmentMachine July 22, 2019

killacorey ( russian sleeper agent)

a gay fag, he owns a ro ball league,

stupid;small;white;14;balti man

"if you ever see killacorey ( russian sleeper agent), make sure to pay official robux to stay safe!!!"

by COOL134142 July 28, 2023

Agent

Guys who suck in comparison to Neo

Agents suck hairy balls

by Justin March 18, 2005

triple agent

Someone who you think is your friend, but then betrays you for the sole purpose of capturing your other friend who is a double agent.

Oblivious Motherfucker: How could you betray me?
Triple Agent: I only betrayed you so you could uncover the truth about Nina!
Oblivious Motherfucker: But Jack is my best friend! You are nothing to me now!
Triple Agent: Actually I'm all that you've got.

by TheWhiteBowser October 3, 2016