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I ate doorknob

When you did awful but attempted to be positive about it while being toxic towards yourself at the same time
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Ate

verb. past, pluperfect, and future perfect version of the word eat
To encounter an event, obstacle, or objective which is so trivial in comparison to the subject-actor's ability that the subject easily overcomes, ignores, achieves, or obtains in excess the event/obstacle/objective.

Metaphorically framing an event/obstacle/objective as similar to the relatively common act of eating food, to elevate the esteem/reputation of the subject-actor by implying that the event/obstacle/objective is easy, unremarkable, or ineffective compared to some trait or skill that the subject-actor's has.

See also, sibling terms "eating" and "I eat those"
A: Did you see my runtime just now?
B: Yea you ate, you went off.
C: You made it look easy! Butttt, I heard they're adding extra hurdles to the 500m race.
A: Pft, so what? I eat those. You'll see, after the tournament we'll be eating good, we'll be scooping up gold medal after gold medal.
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E: Me and F had a fight behind the school yesterday.
F: Damn, what? His punches hard! what you do, you don't even look scratched
E: I was in the wrong so I just stood there and ate his punches until he tired himself out.
by Darkhed June 29, 2023
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Ate

To describe doing a phenomanal job at something; usually towards a person
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If you ate her SAINT her

Spoil your gf/lady/mrs if you ate her aka gave her cunnilingus;

It is a spin-off of the phrase, 'If you hate her SAINT her';

You can also say this phrase in response to the infamous quote: "If you adore her, Dior her."
"If you ate her SAINT her"

"And even if you ate her, SAINT her!"

Even if you ate her, SAINT her...
by Aamich August 7, 2024
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ATS

Acronym for "apes together, strong," a line from Caesar in The Planet of the Apes. Originally signed in ASL I'm guessing.
AAW, ATS; Ape Alone: Weak, Apes Together: Strong
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Ate the box

When a female has any sexual intercourse with a female (girlxgirl)
Mostly having to do with the private area
Skye: So what did you and Bea do?
Jessica: She ate the box
by My Patato Chip November 26, 2017
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Ate Your Brownies

A phrase to say you defeated someone or bested them.

Similar to “taking you to the cleaners” or “taking your lunch money
After winning the poker game,

Roy exclaims “I just ate your brownies
by slayyy777 July 6, 2022
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