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Proximity Alert

When a penis gets hard from merely being in the same vicinity as a woman, even when there is no sexual cue whatsoever.

Similar to the sensors in sci-fi movies getting set off when another space ship comes into range.
She gave her boyfriend a hello hug at the restaurant. He covertly put her hand on his hard on. She laughed and said "proximity alert!"
by Vikyliz January 2, 2012
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Skirt alert 🚨

Slang. It’s when it’s really windy and women have to hold onto their skirts.
Man: It’s really windy today. Woman: skirt alert 🚨 What’s a skirt alert? When it’s ready windy us women have to hold onto our skirts so they don’t blow away.
by B-rizzle March 14, 2019
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Six Strikes Copyright Alert System

When the MPAA(Motion Picture Association of America) and RIAA(Recording Industry Association of America) decided that a free open internet was the thing of the past and coordinated with ISP providers: Comcast, Verizon, Cablevision, Time Warner Cable, AT&T and others to act as Big Brother on your internet downloads.
Arthur: I just illegally downloaded the new Batman movie from Torrents and it looks amazing.

Greg: Dude your ISP Cablevision is going to slow down your bandwidth or terminate your account if you keep that up.

Arthur: Why?

Greg: Haven't your hear of the Six Strikes Copyright Alert System that allows your internet provider to monitor your downloads?
by Concerned User July 3, 2014
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Horny nigga alert

When the nigga "boy or girl" is super horny and it is cautious all you have to do is call out "HORNY NIGGAS ALERT" and know everyone that is around your area can stay safe from the horny zone
"Oh shit" says the nigga next to a horny nigga "HORNY NIGGA ALERT" says the nigga who wants everyone to be aware.
by Sugary Cookies March 1, 2021
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Amber Alert

Known well for it's scary sounds and unexpected demonic screams. It is meant to alert people about a child that has been missing or kidnapped.
1. Random Politician: Amber Alerts at 3AM would be good for waging phycological terror on the citizenry!
1A. Some dictator: You sir, are a very bright man. You should be my heir!
2. An alert on phones or tv, by the county meant for helping progress to find children lost or abducted
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Boner Alert

That weird feelin us guys get around preschoolers
When I saw the newborn baby I got a boner Alert
by I am a person l May 28, 2023
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S.A.B. alert

S.A.B. alert: acronym. Used to describe the time when one person calls together one or more persons to gather and SMOKE A BOWL of illegal substance. I.e. methamphetamine or marijuana.
Matt sells drugs and as a drug dealer it is his irresponsibility to go and make house calls. Many of these house calls are for people in dire of getting their fix. Due to the coed and foreboden world of drugs and deals, code is often used and the demand for bonus rounds of smoke are high. The house call code is. "I have an S.A.B. Alert." "matt get here quickly." Matt says "Bawk, bawk bawk, shut the fuck up."

Haha jk
by penn and teller November 2, 2013
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