well ain’t that a kick in the head

When something happens that is surprising, or something that makes you reassure or realize something.

Jerald: hey, did you hear that Jim broke up with terry for a nice looking bagel?
John: well ain’t that a kick in the head!

by Enclave••• November 11, 2017

life ain't fair

A phrase which seems to be able to justify any means people may use to fuck you over.

"What the fuck! You fucked my girlfriend, killed my dog, stole my life's savings and burned down my house! I thought you were my friend!"

"Hey, life ain't fair, man."

by FinnishPunk May 23, 2004

i ain't wearin' one

This is what crime-momkeys tell their sugar mamas about wearing condoms. They can't just screw the white girls, they "has to get them pregnant", too.

"Please put this on, Tyrone. I don't want my parents pushing a cocoa puff in a stroller." "What? I ain't wearin' one!"

by running out of patience May 6, 2008

She Ain't You

"She doesn't compare to you." This is something a guy would say to his girl in the case of his girl being jealous of another girl, he says this to reassure her that no other girl compares to her.

Girl: Who was that girl you were talking to, huh?

Guy: Baby she ain't you, you have nothing to worry about.

by The GodFather's Wife November 10, 2013

That ain't too far off

This statement is designed to replace "That's what's up." It means, basically, "That's cool." or "Wow, impressive!"

Waiter: Here's a free bowl of ice cream to make up for the stale french fries.

Customer: That ain't too far off.

by dick vendor September 26, 2008

I ain't no bitch!

Utterly useless, insult used in a fight.

Joseph Tinnelly used it to argue with Gordon Ramsay in The Hell's Kitchen

Gordon Ramsay: "unbelievable one simple request who and, why and you make a big song and dance"
Joseph Tinnelly: "I ain't no fucking bitch, Chef. I don't give a fuck! I ain't no bitch!"

by bobbysmiles January 12, 2021

aintcha

Contraction of "ain't" and "ya"; means "aren't you."

Gettin' a big head, aintcha?
Aintcha gonna come inside?

by Anonymous May 3, 2003