BEEF LOG

n. pl. (BeefLogs)

1. A Naturally Enormous Flesh Of Meat Belonging To The Penis Family.

2. A Part Of The Male Anatomy Of Any Race Who Is Found Well Endowed.

3. Cannot Be Protected With Any Prophylactic Smaller Than A Magnum XL.

4. Will Cause Normal Civilian Women And/Or Men To Become Insanely Jealous, Possessive And Chronic Personal Voicemail/Email Hackers During And After Sexual Relations.

5. Causes Immense Jaw Muscle Pain Immediately Following Oral Entertainment.

6. Often Nicknamed "The Third Leg."

"Giiiiiirl, We Had A Great Time Last Night! And The Beef Log Was OFF THE HOOK!"

by Imrov Queen Domingo October 29, 2012

Hot Log

An unusually long turd that makes its way out of your asshole at an unusually hot temperature.

*toilet water splashes*
You: Wow, that one was a hot log!

by Vultrex480 December 21, 2022

Brushing the Log

When Air comes out of your ass it brushes the log of shit that makes it smell as it exits your anus. (Also known as a Fart)

I was just brushing the log, now you can smell my Feices air in your nose.

by Vivers November 8, 2011

tweedling the log

a word that sounds bad, but really means nothing at all

last night I walked in on my roommate while he was tweedling the log

by turtlevagina September 5, 2010

Snow on the Log

When you take a shit and jerk off onto the turd.

Gotta go take a crap real quick. Might even snow on the log.

by NiggerButt May 16, 2014

log gang

people who shouldn't be fucked with, people feared by the outsiders

Don't even think about fucking with log gang, they are supreme.

by houh May 12, 2020

Battle Log

A person that disconnects half way through a fight.

Usually interpreted with the name 'Nathan'.

"who battle logged?"
"Nathan"

by 821abuQ February 16, 2021