ShitPiss Wasted

When you're so fucking drunk, that "drunk" is no longer sufficient in describing your state of belligerence. People who are "ShitPiss Wasted" can often be found on the floor in a small lake of their own vomit and/or faecal matter and/or urine (hence "ShitPiss" Wasted), or unconsciously dancing with fucking hoodrat dirt squirrels while darting their bumholes.
Yeah, he's ShitPiss Wasted
by ChodeyMcChode November 02, 2010
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Dick Waste

An irrelevant human being.
This word was made famous by a cast member of JKNews.
Guy1:I can't believe he reminded the teacher about the homework
Guy2: Yeah. What a dick waste.
by Kimchi Slap May 01, 2019
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Absolutely Wasted

A term used for somebody who is quite intoxicated, typically with beverages such as Greene King IPA. Used by Alexander Robertson in the group UK Simpsons II, when asking for Simpsons episodes. Although roasted for his post originally, he then became internet famous thanks to the group and in other social media after featuring in a BuzzFeed post.
Eric: Man, we're quite drunk, aren't we?
Nick: Nah mate, we've been on the IPA lad. That means that we're in fact absolutely wasted!
by LionelHutz February 17, 2017
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sea waste

waste from the sea of waste that is the sea
Sea Waste is waste from the sea of waste that is the sea.
by crev man September 12, 2013
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Hoedown-wasted

Drinking enough moonshine at a hoedown to misbehave to an excessive level of insanity but joyous insanity.
Dr V was so hoedown-wasted everyone in his circle had the best time, riding the bull and line dancing, until the morning, when a Dr V remedy was required.
by Ms Knows It January 06, 2023
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lunar wasted

when an individual is so inebriated, they can not feel gravity.
I was so lunar wasted last night, we left orbit
by LunarWaster September 06, 2010
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Wasted Wankertunnity

Where one does not engage in masterbation because they believe they will not have enough time to get a quality jerk in. However the expected time is wildly underestimated and they could have wanked in the aforementioned time frame.
DUDE 1: "Man I could have masterbated last night, but I thought my parents would get home. But then they took 2 hours longer than I thought!"

DUDE 2: "What a wasted wankertunnity brah!"
by VruhBaccum November 18, 2015
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