spank tank

n. 1. The butt. In the same way a gas tank is filled up with gas, the spank tank may be filled up with a good spanking.

2. The mental database of naughty images to which one can spank the monkey when more conventional pornography is not, uh, "at hand."

1. Yo baby, come over here and lemme fill up yer spank tank.
2. My mom threw away all my porno mags. Now I have to rely on my spank tank.

by SkidMarkyMark May 15, 2006

Piranha Tank

Slang for the break room of an office. Called this because when a cake, cookies or other goodies are left out, the office workers tear into it like a Piranha on fresh meat.

Sally: Are those girl scout cookies?

Betty: Yes, I bought them from the neighbor girl.

Sally: Don't leave them in the Piranha Tank or you will never see them again.

Cristi left her day old donuts out on the table in the Piranha Tank and they did not last til noon.

by B. Hanback April 3, 2008

Tank a shark

to expel feces from ones bowels. to take a shit.

"what the fox were you doing when i called?'

"sorry about that, i was tanking a fat shark."

"can i tank a shark?"

by use your shark name. February 3, 2010

Tank do

Tank do is an alternative way of saying thank you. It is used when someone tells you something you didn’t know and you find it helpful. It can be replied to with so coplem.

A:why is there a crynosaur in my house
B: you bought it yesterday

A: tank do!
B:so Coplem!

by Itellthetruthpeeps July 21, 2019

tank parenting

The opposite of Helicopter Parenting, where rather than hovering over and monitoring children closely, the parent remains in a stationary position, only turning their head when they hear crying or someone yelling "Mom" or "Dad" for a sustained period of time.

I'm more into Tank Parenting, where I just swivel my head and yell when my kid is demanding my attention

by jbassic July 25, 2018

Hoot-tanks

large breasts on a woman as said by Southwestern Vermont vernacular.

Damn! Lookie here at dem dere Hoot-tanks!

by mrhenhouse June 12, 2011

drug tank

A person who can handle intaking a lot of recreational drugs in s/he's system without overdosing

He does a lot of drugs so he has a high tolerance, in other words, he's a drug tank.

by laksjdd April 21, 2016