Hot Pineapple

Old men at the beach who walk around covering there their genitalia with a what looks like the smallest form of a speedo while grossing everyone around them out.

Most of the time, Canadians.

Ew! Look over there, what a hot pineapple with the undies!

by Punlike May 9, 2010

pineapple fucking

1) When the act of a male shoving a pineapple up females vagina.

2) When a male or female is viciously masturbating to a pineapple.

Bro, we were pineapple fuckingher so hard, it got stuck in her vag.

by 3.1415 oh yes pi please daddy April 26, 2016

Pineapple Cum

Eat a fuckload of pineapples before you get laid and your cum will taste good

fuck he had some damn good pineapple cum

by m-Ho2 October 1, 2008

pineapple squad

Group of swag friends that likes pineapples. They are the coolest, sexiest people on earth

The pineapple squad is cool as 🍍. They are the swaggy people.

by omq.fangirll April 26, 2015

pineapple

a black person with dread locks

"that jamaican guy is such a pineapple"

Plantation Owner: ill take that pineapple right thurrr

Slave Auctioneer: What this fruit(holds up pineapple)

Plantation Owner: no that nigger with the dreadlocks. he looks like a pineapple.

by dank ass bud November 7, 2008

Pineapple pizza

Why

Why would anyone eat pineapple pizza if you could instead die

by Origonal July 13, 2019

Pineapple shelving

A person who makes themselves the centre of attention. Ruins a party by showing off doing pineapple tricks. Basically nobody likes them yet they have dedicated fans who devote their lives to them. Cant sing at all. Likes Girls on Horses.

'Hey Did you hear Steve from all the B&S's is totally pineapple shelving now?'
'What as in shelving them? Pineapples?'
'Yeah it all started when he started putting lipgloss on and liking girls on horses'
'Wow, I never really liked him anyways tho hey, and that girl whos always with him, what is she 100 years old?'
'Yeah and the chick who has devoted her whole car to him'

by SkybeDiva July 25, 2010