log twaddling

a phrase that sounds dirty, but really isn't anything
1: Hey man I just exercising all day you do anything.

2: No I've just been log twaddling all day.
by freddie mama January 18, 2011
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Logging Framework

Toilet.

A definition relating an abstraction in which common code providing generic functionality can be selectively overridden or specialised by user code providing specific functionality, and dropping one in the bog.
Barry found that he had to utilise the logging framework more often than he expected when a critical incident caused several dumps to be produced at once.
by RhythmJunky May 06, 2010
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Snow on the Log

When you take a shit and jerk off onto the turd.
Gotta go take a crap real quick. Might even snow on the log.
by NiggerButt May 16, 2014
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log pog

A word used to mock canadians after they made the mistake of misspelling poggers as loggers once and now this continues to haunt them forever
Ron: wow thats loggers
everyone: wait what?
Ron: i meant poggers
everyone: LOG POG
by DefinitelyNotHooter March 07, 2021
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tweedling the log

a word that sounds bad, but really means nothing at all
last night I walked in on my roommate while he was tweedling the log
by turtlevagina September 05, 2010
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log doggin

When you are dropping a turd so big you gotta push a little at a time just to get it out with tearing your hole
Dude this shit is tearing my hole, I'm gonna have to start log doggin.
by Cooter polluter September 15, 2017
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laying logs

What your dog does when he starts walking hunched over & bow-legged, then does 2 and a half counter-clockwise rotations before he finally squats down and takes a shit.
When I let Fido out in the backyard this morning, he immediately began laying logs.
by mudder fawkker March 31, 2017
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