Accidental Horny-ness

When you don't mean anything but people snort, wheeze and guffaw when you say it.

*Raining outside, you come inside*
"I am so wet now."
People laugh
"Ok, I did not mean it that way (The Accidental Horny-ness is REAL)"

by OMGitzMeh January 3, 2017

ness

A modifier for any persons name to indicate truness of self without placing oneself above or below any other individual...

Drewness, Jayness, Heatherness

by AndieLee July 2, 2011

Chio-ness

Chio-ness.

Root word: Hokkien. Chinese Dialect characters for spicy pretty lady. Chio-Bu. Bu is lady. Chio is rude description of pretty with tinge of spiciness. Attracts the opposite gender known as Chee Hong Kia. Kia is kid. Chee Hong means lustful, both the open and secret types are implied.

Definition. Perceived level of prettiness and spiciness combined. Not simple beauty alone.

Along a dodgy dark alley among cheap hotels, a man said to his gang of boys, "The chio-ness of girls are not defined by nationality. You prefer Koreans, I prefer Vietnamese. Chio-ness is subjective."

by Huemen November 6, 2025

Ness

Just spams pk fire

This ness just spams

by Prowl258 October 15, 2020

Me-ness

What is associated with you and will allow people you know to think you would own it.

( word created by youtuber : moriah elizabeth)

"It's time to add a bit of ' me-ness ' to this bedroom! " ( brother)

( someone that got invited arrives to a house and the owner show them the rooms)

" Wow! This Is definitely your sister's bedroom !" ( someone)

by EuropeanImmigrant November 4, 2022

La-zee-ness

when you use “r” for “and”, and also “u” for “you”. E.t.c.

*youre texting someone*

Them: r u doin any thng soon?
You: bruh, you’re the best with La-Zee-Ness

by juice.mp4 April 24, 2020

don't ness this mess

A nicer way to say "I don't need this shit." In this context, ness is short for necessary.

I missed the bus and my Uber is stuck in traffic. I'm going to be late and I really don't ness this mess.

by oshibka November 29, 2025