Steven Plong

A thicc motherfucker with at least a 14 in penis who gets all the bitches

Steven plong is so hot

by Steven is thicc May 5, 2018

a Plank

used to refer to a flat-chested female with small posterior booty, as well!

{a Plank is used to refer to a flat-chested female with small posterior booty, as well!

Look at her, if she turns sideways it looks like
she has two backs. She looks like a wooden plank!

by internet comedian December 11, 2019

Plonka

a fucked up car.

I saw one of my buddies pushing his plonka up a steep hill.

by turd mahoy July 24, 2009

Ponk

To Ponk; break wind; guff; cut loose; freep; clear the room.

A term used to excuse ones having committed any of the above.

A 'Ponker' may also be referred to as a 'Ponkertron', 'Ponkee' or 'Ponk-monster'.

After dropping an earth shatteringly loud and subsequently ethnically cleansing stench while being interviewed on the Michael Parkinson show.

You: Ponk! Do excuse me Michael.

Michael Parkinson: You Ponker!

by BigDim February 19, 2008

Qwerty Plok

1)juss simply plain old poop

2)substitute it in for any word u would like

eat qwerty plok u.....

by brandon quach December 30, 2003

plonc

wine, which is not cheep. ie. any wine that comes in a bottle and is not goon

Thats was a tasty bottle of plonc.

by mike October 27, 2001

ponk

v. To smack someone else on the nose. Usually accompanied by saying the word, "Ponk!"

(Girl smacks boy on the nose)
Girl: Ponk!
Boy: Oh my god, I am so gonna ponk you for that!

by townloony October 22, 2008