national anal day

october 15 is national anal day for all the people that love to do it in the butt

John: Dude it’s national anal day
Clara: Hey you trynna do it tonight in the butt
John: Yea baby ;)

by lmfnoppsucker October 13, 2019

Anal Lichties

A fake medical condition wherein the sufferer has parasitic worms living in their anus, giving them permanent "duck-face" in photographs.

Guy 1: "What's with all the kissy faces girls have in photos?"

Guy 2: "They must have a case of Anal Lichties.

by Someonesomeoneelse March 14, 2012

Anal plug

Like a plug socket but for your ass

Jim: hey I just baught an anal plug to try later wanna join in?

Sarah: sure thing pal!

by Slim-Jim June 19, 2021

Anal Ash

When specs of feces are left on the penis after anal penetration.

“Yeah man my Dick was covered in anal ash”

by HughJazz417 March 18, 2022

No anal april

No anal april is a month we’re a couple can’t have anal sex for a whole month only missionary

Joe: hey babe it’s no anal april

Sarah: oh no we can’t have anal sex then!

by @coomified on Instagram February 1, 2021

Anal

When you go from a banana creamie to a chocolate creamie in 2.9 seconds.

Damn I had some great anal last night.

by the anal pimp November 13, 2017

Anal

Peart

Estoy bien anal

by Juan Ca November 3, 2021