Fart candy

A type of candy that makes you fart and keep farting. Used as a joke that you can get on someone else or eat yourself and desturb a whole class in school.
It can be found in some novalty catallogs and on the net ect.

That fart candy joke was really funny.

by Deep blue 2012 February 13, 2010

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fart pole

A person upon whom other people fart.

Michael is my fart pole cuz I fart on him all the time.

by Doncy September 26, 2006

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mouth fart

When someone eats poop and later , coughs

i eat shit for breakfast, i have a cold, i fart outa my mouth -__mouth fart

by yojazz January 9, 2011

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old fart

What you smell when you smack your hand on your couch, car, or dining room chair, seat cushions.

I was doing spring cleaning and beating the dust off the couch when that old fart hit me right in the face.

by Airica December 18, 2005

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[pop farts]

The "popping" sound your anus makes when farting usually found with high pressure, short farts.

Steve was embarassed at the party when he unsuspectingly let out a few pop farts

by MSchwark October 19, 2008

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Makeout Fart

What happens when you are making out with someone in a closet with a party going on in the room attached. Someone says something funny, so you and your partner both start lauging while making out, and pressure builds in your mouths resulting a large fart like sound being made from your mouths. Very embarrasing. Also kills the mood. Can also be referref to as a mart

guy 1: hey man where did you go last night i couldnt find you at the party!
guy 2:sorry dude i was making out with this really hot chick and things got really heated ;)
guy 1: yeahh bro! was she good?
guy 2: uh huh. until you decided to try to rap toSteady Mobbin' and we started laughing and we had a makeout fart. way tocock block, man.

by fiyerrburninnn June 28, 2010

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