Cock faucet

A stereotypical douchebag male who runs his mouth about self indulging topics.

Does he ever shut up, dude he's a total cock faucet

by Mtg187 March 10, 2017

cock scandal

Typically, this involves any kind of event that is perceived to be morally wrong - but involving cocks. Firstly, a cock scandal is normally a gay man that desires cock so badly they will go to absolutely any lengths to get it. Secondly, a cock scandal could potentially rise to mainstream media sources especially if it someone famous.

I can't believe he shagged his boyfriends dad! Jerome literally has created such a cock scandal. The press will be all over this, he needs to be careful.

by fanyole23 March 4, 2019

table cock

A table with dildo drilled into it were female can have a relaxing seat

I made my girl a table cock for christmas

by bigman7224 January 4, 2014

cock outlet

A person ready to take penises in every orafice at a moments notice.

He is well known for getting rammed in all holes and that’s why everyone calls him a cock outlet.

by caslopous February 12, 2019

Cock block

Some one ain't gonna get the d

Liz Hemmings is the biggest cock block known to man.

by my.michael.clifford August 28, 2014

snotty cock

A snotty cock is when the male blows his load into the females mouth and then the load comes out her nose and onto the males cock

Denise gave me a snotty cock last night

by Snottycocklover69 March 28, 2023

Cock-coffin

Someone who is so rude/disgusting/pigheaded that no one sane could possibly want to have sex with them. Therefore if anyone were to date them they would be "laying their sex life to rest"

Man Jerry thinks women owe it to him to have sex with them. Hes such a cock-coffin.

Or

Alice is racist. She is such a cock-coffin

by Misunderstoodsnowflakes December 8, 2019