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boner

something we all get
bro that make a wish kid is kinda giving me a boner
by q.q.q.qq.q. June 13, 2022
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mana-boner

When too dudes or dudettes turn a conversation into a Magic the Gathering conversation, sometimes to the dismay of friends, it means they had a mana-boner, and could not contain their excitement about an aspect of Magic the Gathering. For context, mana is the in-game currency for Magic the Gathering.
I'll leave you two mages alone to rub your raging mana-boners together and make a mana-fire.
by xxmtg June 13, 2022
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Boner

Cool, dope, awesome, etc...
John: man, i just saw that new b-ball movie, it was so boner. Or-
Wayne: that shirt is so boner!!!
by ProfessorSoggyBottom June 19, 2022
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Lady Boner

When a girls gets turned on, or gets hard while peeing and makes it 10 times harder
Oh my God, Im peeing and I have a lady boner
by KJZCore June 19, 2022
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Chest Boners

When someone's nipples become erect.
The way you said the phrase ass to ass gave me the most epic chest boners. I almost ripped my shirt.
by nipplelinguist June 27, 2022
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Dumpster Boner

A 'dumpster boner' is the satisfaction one feels when finding a highly desirable free item in the trash and/or a curb find.
I totally got a dumpster boner when I found these naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine in the trash!
by Scroaty McScroatface September 9, 2022
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Boner Sauce

It’s the sweet sticky Elmer’s glue-like substance that comes out of your boner when it erupts like Mount Vesuvius. Unlike juice, sauce lasts awhile, mainly in the form of dried cum stains on your comforter after slapping the Ham to the sports illustrated swimsuit edition poster on your wall, or even as a night mask if you are able to apply to your still asleep girlfriend’s face as a sweet surprise to her when she wakes up with her face completely purified.
“What kind of dressing do you want on your house salad?”

“Do you have boner sauce?”

“Sir, we are not that kind of establishment. Please leave before I alert the authorities.”
by BIG TEEPEE 12345678 September 9, 2022
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