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Jividi Meat Slap

When one(male) straps a partner(female) to a spinning chair and spins her around while slapping her in the face with his cock causing a black eye.
Noah and Isiah preformed a Jividi Meat Slap
by Cockpump December 24, 2015
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leaky meat bucket

the leaky meat bucket was a river faring vessel, captained by Ump and Buggly, the ships cargo was raw meat that had once been frozen but thawed on the long journy in the deserts sweltering heat. The juices from the rancid meat pooled in the floor of the boat and the putrid smell lingered for miles up river. Ump and Buggly grew used to the smell but every other boater on the canyon wretched and heaved their lunches when catching the smallest whif of her stern. there has never been another vessel like it nor will there ever be...
You could tell the leaky meat bucket had just ran lava falls... the eddy behind it was coated by a spectacular glimmering sheen of rancid meat slime and the sweet smell of rotten meat filled the air.
by squirrelbutter June 16, 2017
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Beat Meat o'clock

When your internal alarm tells you to, "BEAT YO FUCKIN MEAT" quickly before you splooge in your pants with no interaction with yourself.
"Man it's just about beat meat o'clock".
"I cant wait for beat meat o'clock in the gal's locker room".
by Knee-Grow united March 25, 2019
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Hawaiian Meat Cleaver

When a female takes a shit on top of a man's penis, and the waits 5 mins so that it sticks on, then the female lies on her back and the man gets on his knee's on top of her and whips his dick in a circular motion so that the shit goes all over her. Then licks it off.
Dude I finally did the Hawaiian Meat Cleaver last night!!!
by DeeeeeeZ Nuts May 14, 2015
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meat grinder teeth

when a woman's teeth are so messed up that if she gave you oral sex, your penis would come out looking like ground meat!
why would you put your dick in april's mouth? she has meat grinder teeth! your junks gonna come out looking like hamburger meat!
by metzli April 28, 2010
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tennessee meat derby

A large, orgy like, activity of incest. Tennessee meat derbies usually occur in southern family reunions.
Now that we dun got that "meet and greet" stuff outta da way, TIME FUR A TENNESSEE MEAT DERBY, YEEHAWWWW! I call dibs on aunt thelma!
by cletus and johnny October 26, 2012
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bolivian meat missile

Man, I really wanna launch my bolivian meat missile into Brad's mom! That's one hot milf
by LittleBB September 28, 2014
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