Jividi Meat Slap

When one(male) straps a partner(female) to a spinning chair and spins her around while slapping her in the face with his cock causing a black eye.

Noah and Isiah preformed a Jividi Meat Slap

by Cockpump December 24, 2015

Hawaiian Meat Cleaver

When a female takes a shit on top of a man's penis, and the waits 5 mins so that it sticks on, then the female lies on her back and the man gets on his knee's on top of her and whips his dick in a circular motion so that the shit goes all over her. Then licks it off.

Dude I finally did the Hawaiian Meat Cleaver last night!!!

by DeeeeeeZ Nuts May 14, 2015

bolivian meat missile

A huge, throbbing cock

Man, I really wanna launch my bolivian meat missile into Brad's mom! That's one hot milf

by LittleBB September 28, 2014

Beat Meat o'clock

When your internal alarm tells you to, "BEAT YO FUCKIN MEAT" quickly before you splooge in your pants with no interaction with yourself.

"Man it's just about beat meat o'clock".
"I cant wait for beat meat o'clock in the gal's locker room".

by Knee-Grow united March 25, 2019

tennessee meat derby

A large, orgy like, activity of incest. Tennessee meat derbies usually occur in southern family reunions.

Now that we dun got that "meet and greet" stuff outta da way, TIME FUR A TENNESSEE MEAT DERBY, YEEHAWWWW! I call dibs on aunt thelma!

by cletus and johnny October 26, 2012

meat grinder teeth

when a woman's teeth are so messed up that if she gave you oral sex, your penis would come out looking like ground meat!

why would you put your dick in april's mouth? she has meat grinder teeth! your junks gonna come out looking like hamburger meat!

by metzli April 28, 2010

butterfly my meat

when someone does a "butterfly kiss" on your cock

My partner was giving me a blow and then they started to butterfly my meat, it was so hot!

by d-i-n-o-s-a-u-r November 17, 2011